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LOL this list stems from the silly arguments I have with Jess about Stefan and Damon which usually end in my retort over how short Damon is. **
So here we go: the top 10 things Stefan can do with his extra inch or two of height!
10. Reach the top shelf without a footstool.
9. See over the heads of other people at the movies.
8. Touch the floor with his feet while seated at a desk.
7. Save his muscles from cramping from all the jumping he'd need to do to reach things.
6. Climb onto a barstool without assistance.
5. Get a "better view" of the girls he talks to.
4. Never have to consider platforms as an option.
3. Ride the "big kid" rides at the fair.
2. Shop in the adult section for his pants.
1. Date girls who wear shoes.
** Yes I'm well aware that Stefan wasn't THAT much taller than Damon, but hey when he was described to be of "barely average" height, every little inch counts. It's basically being facetious like all other top ten lists. ;) Not meant to be taken seriously and no I don't picture Damon at 5 feet even so don't come after me! LOL
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